10. The bathrooms in the Science Building. Really, the Science Building altogether should be avoided. However, if one must venture within, the bathrooms are worth seeing. Not for use, of course, but to be thankful that you don't have to use them.
9. Lodge food. Aged and bland with a side of nausea!
8. Bragging about your ‘A' in Communication to an Engineering major. This will leave you feeling blue and slightly useless
7. The Parking Garage. By the time you locate your car, it will take another 20 minutes to find the exit.
6. Entering the Library through the back and being forced to leave through the front. You park near the Mountain Lion, and then they lock the back. You now have to walk out the front in the dark around the building to your car.
5. Parking without a pass. You just paid 30 bucks for that half hour in the library.
4. PGM majors. How are the finals for those guys? (Don't worry PGM majors: We are all just jealous.)
3. Overpriced coffee. You get to school. You feel great for the first 10 to15 minutes of class; then, you become a zombie. You feel exhausted, so you go spend $4 on some kind of fancy iced coffee.
2. The walk from Science to Columbine in ten minutes. This activity is unavoidable. Even though you tried your hardest to schedule classes so you would not be forced to take this excursion, your teacher decided to move you to the far building.
1. The "Do you have a minute?" guys. They stand by the curb near the Mountain lion statue. Even hesitate in your stride and they will get you stuck in an indefinite plea for something you are not willing to provide.
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