Underwear bombers and Guantanamo
From the beginning of this administration, people have been comparing Obama to Bush in about every way possible. One important, if not the most important, comparative issue would be national security.
Brown, healthcare and Democratic arrogance
As we all know, President Obama and his administration have been so relentless on passing healthcare legislation that they have coerced the bill through the Senate at lightning speed. Of course, this has outraged the majority of Americans who have been so vehemently against rushing such a sloppily drafted bill into law (according to Gallup and Rasmussen polls).
The Nazi Mile
The Denver unit of the National Socialist Movement – also known as America’s Nazi Party when its members are being honest with themselves – has recently volunteered to maintain a mile of Colorado State Highway 85 as part of the Department of Transportation’s Adopt-a-Highway program. They even have their own sign.
Kidneys for sale!
Over 100,000 people in the U.S. are currently in line for organs; 85,000 of them for kidneys. As things stand now, nearly 60,000 of them will die waiting for either rare, generous relatives; recently killed and decently matching donors; or thousands of Americans who somehow find it in their hearts to risk the complications and lost wages of undergoing a painful surgery to save the life of some stranger across the country, completely free of charge.
Obama's budget: Spending our way to financial nirvana
Well folks, it’s the gift that just keeps on giving (and I’m not referencing the one your sex education teacher went over either). No, this one would be that little something which we (as United States citizens) have in the last year become so akin to calling the U.S. Treasury Department.
Whole body airport scanners: Invasive or nakedly patriotic
In a typically overblown and misguided response to the thwarted Christmas Day terror attack, wherein Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab smuggled explosives stashed in his underwear onboard an international flight from Amsterdam to Detroit, America has once more forsaken liberty for the illusion of security.
Oh, how lovely; it seems I’ve been invited to a tea party. I say, and just as I’d begun to fancy a spot of Darjeeling! Wait a minute, why are your several thousand guests marching with swastikas? Egad, that child is brandishing a pistol! Everyone, please, stop shouting! Your conduct is not befitting of a tea partygoer of my stature and I shall take my leave at once. That was the worst tea party I’ve ever attended. Unless I’m mistaken, I’d say that this was, in fact, a political rally populated by slack-jawed sub-literates uniting in myopic fear and not a tea party at all! They didn’t even offer me a biscotti!
As every student who hasn’t had their head stuck in the freezer since September knows, the “National Tea Party Movement” is quickly becoming a serious entity in the political arena. The fact is that millions of Americans no longer trust the pledges and commitments of either political party (Democrat or Republican).
Budget woes will test extremist Springs’ learning abilities
Colorado Springs has never been a gentle blending of many voices, but instead a bizarre backwater of extremism. From day one, General Palmer decided to separate his newly formed Fountain Colony, or Colorado Springs, from the existing Colorado City with its bars and brothels.
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