10 Things a Poor College Student Can Sled on
Published: Thursday, December 3, 2009
Updated: Thursday, December 3, 2009 12:12
Trash can lids:
You know you need to go "house hunting" around campus.
The Ramen noodles box you recently purchased at Costco:
You can probably fit your floor in there.
Going to the lodge today? Take it to go. Careful – you may want to disinfect it first.
Sit in the shovel and hang on tight. Watch out gents, this may hurt.
Feeling more hands on? Get a piece of wood from the dumpster by the UC and some ‘20s ski's from the arc:
Lash them together and see what happens.
Spy on the laundry room until it is empty, then run in and grab…don't spill clothes on the floor though, please, that isn't very polite.
That smartass you can't stand in Biology:
Say you have something to show them on the hill…
Visit an art class as a "waitlisted" student whose name happens to be absent from the list on Paper Mache day.
Wrap one of these around your rear and you are ready to go.
Find that upper classman friend in the apartments and spray his or her sole cookie sheet with some Pam. It'll be better than whatever he or she tried to bake at this altitude, anyway.